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Hoff Demotivational Poster


TAGS: evil plan car stereo hasselhoff
Rating: 4.2/5

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Thedewd - August 8, 2017, 11:51 am
Nuke him if he plays Achy Breaky Heart.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:07 am
Now the whole world will know just how awesome Alice In Chines, Poets Of The Fall, and Smashing Pumpkins are!
Rexman - December 20, 2009, 8:32 pm
Lol! that thing may look weird, but I'll bet it can make one kicka*s boombox!
Marvin Wankerstein - December 20, 2009, 7:00 pm
Isn't it ironic how people with really amazing sound systems always seem to play really crappy music on them ?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 20, 2009, 5:11 pm
Truly evil!
CANADA - December 20, 2009, 4:31 pm
LMAO! perfect caption!
Derek - December 20, 2009, 3:23 pm
Making sure the people behind you can appreciate you favourite bits of Tchaikovsky.
sickartist - December 20, 2009, 1:27 pm
I had been thinking of using Celine Dion
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:28 pm
Anything is less evil than M-Bop!


CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones

TAGS: christianity jesus jimmy hoffa cant find his bones
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Elliott

faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
the guy made a horrible argument.
Elliott - September 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
you go to your language settings in facebook and change the language to "English (pirate)"
Silent Jay - September 24, 2009, 4:11 pm
xcuse me,but how do you get those clock marks with how many rums was that before? :D
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:48 pm
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:16 pm
You are a total legend Elliott.
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 8:53 pm
Don't get bothered Elliott. Good first showing.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 8:01 pm
Sorry... I'm going to have to call BS on this one. Totally fake. Then again, I have seen some amazingly stupid people on FB. Still... the "zombie" thing... get original and it might be worth more than 1 poodle. Still YAWN...
Elliott - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
yea lol, this was an actual conversation between me and a dude on facebook, it was too priceless to pass up on making a poster :P
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 12:04 pm
We get it. You hate Christianity. YAWN!
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 11:21 am
Elliott- Just finding this pic is worth 5L on its's own. Thank you for 'faking' it!

DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF! - Cause he got Lasers!

KISS CAM - It's not manditory, no matter what Dustin Hoffman says.


TAGS: graduate robinson dustin off hoffman
Rating: 4.38/5

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Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:43 am


MRS ROBINSON - You're trying to seduce-- OH MY GOD!!! WHAT IS THAT??

TAGS: mrs robinson monster anne bancroft dustin hoffman mike wazowski
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Ed-Hyde - October 6, 2009, 7:35 am
5 Welcome back Lions

BILL KAULITZ - More annoying than David Hasselhoff

TAGS: dont hassle the hoff bill kaulitz
Rating: 2.04/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 30, 2008, 12:33 am
Being ignorant of these "rules" and from whence they originate, I had to look it up. "When in doubt, it's a man." I say, sage advice. It saves a lot of trouble.
RnR - July 29, 2008, 2:28 pm
there is of course always Rule 33 :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 29, 2008, 1:20 pm
Oh NO!! Not him/her again!? Next time anyone uses this pic, just give me a definitive answer, like its DNA or evidence of a Y chromosome. Ambiguity and androgyny are one thing, but this pic gets posted here every week, and I can't avoid it!

More Proof -

TAGS: phillip hoffman money overdose sucks to be you
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 9, 2014, 1:29 am
Inexorable death and consequences of foolishness.
maoworks2 - April 8, 2014, 5:53 pm
Have Everything And Do That ?

DUSTIN HOFFMAN - You should see Mrs Robinson

TWO THUMBS UP - At least he still knows what a camera is

TAGS: hoffmaster thumb up delirium respect
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by panic8

panic8 - November 4, 2010, 5:20 pm
Unfortunally not, these two bastards didn't told me that they'll see the Hoffmaster in Stuttgart... maybe he'll sing for their independent label!
motinet - November 4, 2010, 5:07 pm

He has no idea there is a camera. Their buddy is waving a beer at him to get the shot
GreyScorpion - November 4, 2010, 5:02 pm
panic, is that you and the Hoff?


TAGS: david hasselhoff courtney love
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Scott Denny

R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 11:54 am
TOC!!!! Oh...My...God... you... how... how can you be so cruel! *sobs and runs to room*
thatonechick - January 6, 2010, 11:37 am
All beer is nasty. *ducks to avoid the barrage of shoes and blunt objects thrown*
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 11:36 am
Hey, if you're basing your view of German beer on anything they export. OK. but if you have had beer IN Germany, you wouldn't say that. I will keep the hounds at bay for now.
culos - January 6, 2010, 11:31 am
And this from a fattie who drinks milk out of bags....Shame on you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2010, 11:24 am
Did I say beer?....i meant to say toilet water.
culos - January 6, 2010, 11:15 am
American Beer is a Contradictio in Terminis
culos - January 6, 2010, 11:14 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2010, 11:00 am
German beer?....Blarg. Worse than American beer,
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 10:58 am
Well, yeah...you gotta be creeped out by the Scheisse films (look it up), and well, lots of other stuff. But the Beer man! Think of the beer!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2010, 10:07 am
Have you seen what Germans are in to?.....But yeah, Knight Rider FTW!
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 10:02 am
The Hoff may be creepy now, but I still see him as Michael Knight. And in Germany he is a god!

HOME DELIVERY - 24/7 Finally (just dont Hassle the Hoff)

Designer Shoes -

UPDATE # 47 -

TAGS: knight rider motorcycle kitt hasselhoff
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 1, 2017, 9:14 am
I STILL want KITT's twin!!!!! ^!